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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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SEE ANYTHING, DUSTY?

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NOT A SIGN OF 'EM, DUKE.

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BUT THERE'S AN OASIS JUST AHEAD.

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DO YOU SEE ANY CRUDDY COBRA
AGENTS AROUND HERE, FELLA?

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HE WOULDN'T KNOW A COBRA
AGENT FROM APPLE BUTTER.

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AFFENDI,
WE SEEK TWIN BROTHERS

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RIDING VEHICLES SIMILAR TO OURS.

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THERE, TO THE SOUTH.

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THEY RIDE THAT WAY.

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OUR GRATITUDE, AFFENDI.

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ME AND THE CAMEL JOCKEY
GOT A LOT IN COMMON.

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HE LOVES THE DESERT,
SAME AS I DO.

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DUKE, LOOK!

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Duke:
IT'S THEM, ALL RIGHT.

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LET'S GO!

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-G. I. JOE IN...
-HOT PURSUIT.

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-SHOOT!
-SHOOT!

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I WAS HOPIN'
THEY'D TRY SOMETHIN'.

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REMEMBER, AIM FOR THEIR TIRES.

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DUKE, WE GOT COMPANY!

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NOT COMPANY -- COMPETITION!

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THE OKTOBER GUARD!

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WHO ARE THEY?

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THE RUSSIAN VERSION
OF G.I. JOE --

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AN ELITE COMBAT FORCE!

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AH, RUSSKIES!

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NEXT TO A TOOTHACHE,

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THERE'S NOTHIN' I HATE MORE
THAN A RUSSKI.

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DUKE, WE GOT TO TURN BACK.

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THAT DUNE AHEAD!

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WHAT ABOUT IT?

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IT'S NOT A DUNE!

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IT'S A COBRA TRUCK!

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Barbecue: YEAH,
AND WE'RE OUTGUNNED, BADLY.

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SO?
LET'S TAKE 'EM.

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THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
COURAGE AND STUPIDITY.

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RETREAT!

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WE MIGHT BE
IN A LITTLE TROUBLE HERE.

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JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE OUTNUMBERED
20 TO 1?

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MODERATION, GENTLEMEN.

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WE MUSTN'T KILL THEM...

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-ALL.
-ALL.

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NOW WHAT?

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IT'S THE OKTOBER GUARD.

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I KNEW IT!

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THOSE SNEAKY
RUSSIAN RATS,

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TRYIN' TO GET US WHILE
OUR BACKS ARE TURNED.

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Dusty: NO!
THEY'RE SHOOTING AT COBRA.

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THEY'RE HELPIN' US?

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Duke:
THEY'RE HELPING THEMSELVES.

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COBRA'S THEIR ENEMY, TOO.

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WHAT IS THAT?

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WHOEVER THEY ARE,
I HOPE THEY'RE ON OUR SIDE.

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AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN'?

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Barbecue: THEY SURE ARE.
BUT WHAT?

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HOLD YOUR FIRE!

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[ BOTH SHOUTING ]

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HOLY!

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HEAR ME WELL, MEN OF EARTH.

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I SHALL SPEAK BUT ONCE.

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WE HAVE TAKEN TWO SPECIMENS
FOR EXAMINATION.

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WHEN WE CONCLUDE
OUR EXPERIMENTS,

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YOUR PLANET WILL BE INFORMED
OF ITS FATE.

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HOLD IT!
WHO ARE YOU?

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WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

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OUR WORLD CIRCLES
THE STAR SIRIUS.

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I WOULDN'T CARE TO BE
ONE OF THOSE TWINS.

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Duke:
IMAGINE TAKING XAMOT AND
TOMAX AS EXAMPLES OF HUMANITY.

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COLONEL SHARP'S GONNA
HAVE OUR HEADS.

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HE SENDS US OUT
TO NAB XAMOT AND TOMAX,

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AND WHAT ARE WE
GOIN' BACK WITH?

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A STORY EVEN I DON'T BELIEVE.

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ON THE OTHER HAND,

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THE TRIP DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
A TOTAL LOSS.

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I DO NOT THINK
THE AMERICAN LIKES US.

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GOOD.

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I AM NOT LIKING HIM.

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HE IS UGLY.

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YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID?

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YEAH, YOU SAID IT!

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GUNG-HO, AS YOU WERE!

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GUNG-HO, ATTENTION!

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YES, SIR.

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GOOD.

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YOU STAND LIKE THAT,
IT'S EASY TO HIT YOUR UGLINESS!

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YOU WILL HIT NO ONE,
SERGEANT HORRORSHOW!

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DA, COLONEL.

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SO,
YOU'RE COLONEL BREKHOV.

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AT YOUR SERVICE.
AND YOU ARE?

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CALL ME "DUKE."

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LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT A SITUATION
HERE, COLONEL.

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DA.

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OUR ORDERS DO NOT COVER
AN ENCOUNTER WITH YOU.

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DITTO.

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WELL, WE COULD WALK AWAY
AND PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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DA, COMRADE.
I AGREE.

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YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET 'EM GO?

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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

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DO SVIDANYA.

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THERE'LL BE ANOTHER TIME,
YOU DUMB RUSSIAN BEAR.

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[ GAGS ]

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UGLY! UGLY!

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Sharp: WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOURS,
THESE STRANGE CRAFT

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HAVE ATTACKED
A RUSSIAN OIL REFINERY,

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AN AMERICAN AIRFIELD...

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AN AMERICAN TANKER...

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A RUSSIAN OBSERVATORY...

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AND PART
OF THE ALASKA PIPELINE.

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THEY'RE ALREADY SQUABBLING
LIKE CATS AND DOGS

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AT THE UNITED NATIONS.

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THE SOVIET PEOPLE
WILL NOT TOLERATE

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THESE UNPROVOKED ATTACKS
BY THE AMERICAN IMPERIALISTS!

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YOUR GOVERNMENT IS BEHIND
THIS OUTRAGE, MR. AMBASSADOR,

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AND THE UNITED STATES
WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.

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NOR WILL THE PROUD
SOVIET REPUBLIC

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BOW TO IMPERIALIST
THREATS!

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THEY SOUND LIKE GUNG-HO
AND THAT GUY HORRORSHOW.

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SO WE'VE GOT A CRISIS
ON OUR HANDS.

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UNLESS THE MATTER
IS RESOLVED...

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WE GET THE IDEA, COLONEL SHARP.

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ON ORDERS FROM THE PRESIDENT,

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YOU'RE TO DROP EVERYTHING ELSE
AND FIND THESE FLYING SAUCERS.

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COLONEL, I HAVE A PLAN.

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DO YOU THINK THE NAVY
COULD LEND US A SUBMARINE?

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HOW WE DOING, CUTTER?

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ABOUT TO GO UNDER THE ICE CAP.

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Gung-Ho:
SO, WE'RE GONNA BUST INTO

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THE OKTOBER GUARD'S
HEADQUARTERS, HUH?

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ONLY INSTEAD OF FIGHTING,
WE'RE GONNA TALK?

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MAYBE THE RUSSIANS HAVE
INFORMATION WE DON'T.

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AND YOU THINK
THEY'RE GONNA SHARE IT?

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DUKE, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME
OCEAN-FRONT LAND IN MISSOURI?

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BETTER GET READY, TROOPS.

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WE'RE HERE.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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SO WE ARE.
BUT WHERE'S HERE?

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THE RIM OF AN ICE CRATER
IN SIBERIA.

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IT'S RINGED WITH RADAR
AND ANTIAIRCRAFT DEFENSES.

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THE OKTOBER GUARD IS INSIDE,

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BELOW THE ICE WALL.

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BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET IN --

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KNOCK AND SAY
WE'RE THE WELCOME WAGON?

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EVER BEEN TO THE CIRCUS,
GUNG-HO?

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EVER SEEN A HUMAN CANNONBALL?

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UNH-UNH.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

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NOT ME, PAL.

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YOU'RE NOT SHOOTIN' THIS
LEATHERNECK OUT OF SOME CANNON!

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IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO GET PAST THEIR DEFENSES.

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NOW LET'S GO!

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[ ALARM BEEPS ]

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SECURITY ALARM!

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-COLONEL...
-HALT!

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THIS TIME THE SITUATION
IS CLEAR.

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YOU HAVE INVADED US,

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AND THE PENALTY IS DEATH.

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OUR MISSION HERE IS PEACEFUL,
COLONEL BREKHOV.

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SAY NOTHING!

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YOU WILL WAIT IN THE STOCKADE
UNTIL WE NOTIFY THE KREMLIN!

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THEN WE SHOOT YOU.

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Horrorshow:
INSIDE, UGLY.

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IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT GUN,
YOU DUMB RUSSIAN BEAR...

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YOU THINK I NEED GUN?

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LIKE I SAID!

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UGH! OW!

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UGH!

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AAH!

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AMERICANSKI DEVIL.

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RELEASE ME!

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STOP! STOP!

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THE FIGHT'S OVER, AS OF NOW!

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COLONEL, I BELIEVE
THIS IS YOURS.

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[ GASPS ]

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DUKE, YOU CRAZY?

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I TOLD YOU, WE CAME
ON A MISSION OF PEACE.

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I MEANT IT.

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PERHAPS WE SHOULD TALK.

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SOVIET INTELLIGENCE KNOWS
NOTHING MORE

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ABOUT THESE SPACEMEN
THAN YOU DO, SERGEANT.

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BUT IF WE COMBINE FORCES,

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WE MIGHT DISCOVER
WHAT THEY WANT.

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AND HOW TO BEAT THEM.

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YEAH, IT'LL BE REAL COZY.

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JUST DON'T STICK ME
WITH THAT DUMB RUSSIAN BEAR.

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THAT'S EXACTLY WHO YOU
ARE TEAMING WITH, GUNG-HO.

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WHAT?

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I'M NOT LETTIN' EITHER ONE
OF YOU YAHOOS OUT OF MY SIGHT.

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THERE'S TOO MUCH AT STAKE.

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YOU'RE ON MY SQUAD.
SO IS HORRORSHOW.

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THAT'S FINAL.

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AND THEY'LL MAKE UP
THE REST OF OUR TEAM.

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PUT HER THERE, PARTNER.
NAME IS WONG.

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YOU ARE SNAKE EYES, RIGHT?

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DUSTY, STORMAVIK, BARBECUE,
AND DAINA WILL BE MY SQUAD.

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MY GROUP WILL SCOUT FOR
THE SAUCERS OVER EASTERN EUROPE.

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AND MINE OVER NORTH AMERICA.

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MOVE OUT!

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[ ALL SHOUTING ]

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Gung-Ho: AW, CAN'T YOU
TURN THAT THING OFF?

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I'M TRYIN' TO GET
SOME SACK TIME!

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IT IS MY DUTY TO MONITOR
THE WORLD'S BROADCASTS.

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AND ALWAYS HORRORSHOW
DOES HIS DUTY.

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I'LL PUSH YOUR DUTY
UP YOUR NOSE.

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UH, QUIET, UGLY.
SOMETHING STRANGE.

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LISTEN WELL, PEOPLE OF EARTH,

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FOR I SHALL NOT REPEAT MYSELF.

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I AM BROADCASTING
FROM THE MOON.

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IN EXACTLY 24 HOURS, I SHALL
DESTROY TWO OF YOUR CITIES --

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SAN FRANCISCO
IN THE UNITED STATES

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AND VLADIVOSTOK IN RUSSIA.

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THIS WILL BE YOUR ONLY WARNING.

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SURRENDER UNCONDITIONALLY
TO ME,

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OR I SHALL DESTROY
ALL YOUR CITIES.

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[ WHISTLES ]

235
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NEXT TO THAT CLOWN,
EVEN COBRA LOOKS TAME.

236
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-[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ]
-Sharp: CALLING JOE UNIT ALPHA.

237
00:11:52,739 --> 00:11:54,260
WE READ YOU, COLONEL SHARP.

238
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THE PRESIDENT IS TAKING THE
ALIENS' THREAT SERIOUSLY, DUKE.

239
00:11:57,739 --> 00:12:00,521
THE AIR FORCE IS SCRAMBLING
ALL AVAILABLE AIRCRAFT.

240
00:12:00,608 --> 00:12:02,000
THE ARMY IS MOBILIZING,

241
00:12:02,086 --> 00:12:04,913
AND THE NAVY IS RECALLING SHIPS
FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE.

242
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ALL HEADING
FOR SAN FRANCISCO, COLONEL?

243
00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,347
YOU GOT IT, DUKE.

244
00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:10,391
WE HEAR THAT THE RUSSIANS
ARE BUSY, TOO,

245
00:12:10,478 --> 00:12:12,478
MASSING THEIR FORCES
AT VLADIVOSTOK.

246
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,695
ANY ORDERS FOR US?

247
00:12:13,782 --> 00:12:15,217
NOT YET.

248
00:12:15,304 --> 00:12:18,434
JUST STAND BY AND BE READY
TO JUMP -- IN ANY DIRECTION.

249
00:12:18,521 --> 00:12:19,478
JUMP?!

250
00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:21,652
OFF OF THIS HERE BUILDING?

251
00:12:21,739 --> 00:12:24,565
AIN'T WE DONE ENOUGH FALLING
FOR ONE DAY?

252
00:12:24,652 --> 00:12:28,000
WELL, I RECKON WE HAVE,
AND...

253
00:12:28,086 --> 00:12:30,521
AAAAAAAAH!

254
00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:35,652
HOLY JUMPIN' JEHOSHAPHAT!

255
00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:37,130
WHAT IS THAT?

256
00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:39,913
Cobra: WHATEVER IT IS,
IT'S FLYIN' A G.I. JOE GLIDER.

257
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,478
BRING IT DOWN!

258
00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:43,043
TARNATION!

259
00:12:46,652 --> 00:12:49,347
YEE-HAH!

260
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:50,565
THERE HE IS!

261
00:12:50,652 --> 00:12:54,695
H-HOW'S ABOUT GIVIN' A MAN
A HAND UP, HUH?

262
00:12:54,782 --> 00:12:57,478
WE'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHIN',
ALL RIGHT.

263
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,217
AH, THANKS A HEAP, PARD.

264
00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:18,565
WHOA, NELLY!

265
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,913
THUNDERATION!

266
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,521
Xamot:
DROP YOUR WEAPONS...

267
00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:26,608
Tomax:
OUTSIDE THE CAGE.

268
00:13:26,695 --> 00:13:30,130
RECKON WE AIN'T GOT MUCH CHOICE.

269
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:34,826
LOOKEE WHO'S COMIN'.

270
00:13:34,913 --> 00:13:37,608
LAST TIME I SEE YOU POLECATS,

271
00:13:37,695 --> 00:13:39,695
YOU WERE GETTING PULLED INTO
FLYING SAUCER!

272
00:13:39,782 --> 00:13:42,521
-WE CUT A DEAL...
-WITH THE ALIEN.

273
00:13:42,608 --> 00:13:43,652
Both: LOWER THE CAGE.

274
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STEP OUT.

275
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WHAT YOU ALL GOT IN MIND
FOR US?

276
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-A CLOSE...
-ENCOUNTER.

277
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Both: PAINFULLY CLOSE.

278
00:14:01,782 --> 00:14:02,826
PUT THEM...

279
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ON THE TABLES.

280
00:14:08,695 --> 00:14:11,521
Both:
RETURN TO YOUR POSTS.

281
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,956
WELCOME.

282
00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:19,260
I SEE YOU'VE BROUGHT ME
FRESH SPECIMENS?

283
00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:23,913
YES, I SHALL LEARN MUCH
FROM EXAMINING THESE TWO.

284
00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:45,173
Alien: YOUR FRIENDS, THE JOE
TEAM AND THE OKTOBER GUARD --

285
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,000
WHERE ARE THEY?

286
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,478
WHAT DO YOU CARE,
YOU BUG-EYED OWL-HOOT?

287
00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:56,000
I WOULD NOT WISH THEM
TO INTERFERE, AFFENDI...

288
00:14:56,086 --> 00:14:58,304
WITH COBRA'S BATTLE PLAN.

289
00:14:58,391 --> 00:15:00,521
I'LL BE DANG-BUSTED.

290
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,608
ZARTAN!

291
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:07,347
YEAH, AND THIS AIN'T NO FLYING
SAUCER, NEITHER, SPORT!

292
00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:10,347
IT'S A COBRA AIRSHIP,
THAT'S WHAT!

293
00:15:10,434 --> 00:15:14,652
RIGHT, MADE UP TO LOOK
LIKE A BLOODY SAUCER.

294
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:15,869
I DON'T SAVVY.

295
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,173
WHY ALL THIS HERE PLAYACTING?

296
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:19,782
TELL 'EM, ZARTAN.

297
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:24,652
YEAH, IT AIN'T LIKE THEY'LL
LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO PASS IT ON.

298
00:15:24,739 --> 00:15:26,521
RETURN TO YOUR POSTS!

299
00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:30,521
Cobra Commander: SAUCER TWO
CALLING SAUCER ONE!

300
00:15:30,608 --> 00:15:32,173
COME IN, SAUCER ONE.

301
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,173
ANSWER ME.

302
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,869
SAUCER ONE HERE,
COBRA COMMANDER.

303
00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:39,304
ZARTAN, WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED
FROM THE CAPTIVES?

304
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:40,826
ENOUGH.

305
00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:43,869
THEY WERE CERTAINLY STARTLED
TO LEARN MY TRUE IDENTITY,

306
00:15:43,956 --> 00:15:47,913
SO WE MAY CONCLUDE THAT NEITHER
G.I. JOE NOR THE OKTOBER GUARD

307
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SUSPECTS THE TRUTH.

308
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EXCELLENT.

309
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THEN BOTH
OF THE SO-CALLED SUPERPOWERS

310
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HAVE FALLEN FOR OUR TRICK.

311
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THE RUSSIANS HAVE CONCENTRATED
THEIR MILITARY FORCES

312
00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:02,956
IN VLADIVOSTOK,

313
00:16:03,043 --> 00:16:07,565
AND THE AMERICAN FORCES
ARE MASSED IN SAN FRANCISCO...

314
00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:10,347
LEAVING THE KREMLIN
AND THE WHITE HOUSE

315
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COMPLETELY UNDEFENDED.

316
00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:14,086
LOVELY.

317
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YES.

318
00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:19,869
AND OUR TROOPS ARE QUIETLY
SURROUNDING BOTH PLACES,

319
00:16:19,956 --> 00:16:23,913
DISGUISED AS TOURISTS
AND ORDINARY MOTORISTS.

320
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,521
AT 1800 HOURS, I SHALL ORDER
THEM TO ATTACK,

321
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:31,434
AND BY 1900 HOURS,

322
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COBRA WILL OWN THE WHITE HOUSE
AND THE KREMLIN.

323
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,956
AND THE MILITARY SECRETS
OF BOTH NATIONS

324
00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,304
WILL BE OURS FOR THE TAKING.

325
00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:41,521
EXACTLY.

326
00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:44,739
PROCEED ACCORDING TO PLAN,
ZARTAN.

327
00:16:44,826 --> 00:16:47,434
SAUCER TWO OUT.

328
00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:50,086
SO, NOW YOU KNOW...

329
00:16:50,173 --> 00:16:53,434
WHICH MEANS, OF COURSE,
YOU MUST PERISH.

330
00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:55,913
ANY LAST WORDS?

331
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,826
NO!

332
00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:02,391
[ GROANING ]

333
00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:08,000
WE GOT TO WARN YOUR PEOPLE
AND MY PEOPLE.

334
00:17:09,782 --> 00:17:12,347
YOU FIGURE OUT
HOW TO FLY THIS DINGUS

335
00:17:12,434 --> 00:17:13,913
WHILE I GET ON THE TV.

336
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,608
Horrorshow: SERGEANT DUKE,
COME QUICK.

337
00:17:15,695 --> 00:17:18,000
MESSAGE FROM COMRADE WONG!

338
00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:19,000
SAVVY?

339
00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:21,043
IT'S COBRA FAKEROO!

340
00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,695
FORGET FRISCO AND VLADIVOSTOK!

341
00:17:23,782 --> 00:17:28,130
HIGHTAIL IT FOR WASHINGTON,
D.C., AND MOSCOW, PRONTO!

342
00:17:28,217 --> 00:17:32,173
SAY WE DO AND IT TURNS OUT
TO BE A RUSSIAN FAKEROO?

343
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,695
IT'S NOT, AND THERE'S
YOUR PROOF.

344
00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:38,391
GET WORD TO THE PILOT.
TOP SPEED TO WASHINGTON.

345
00:17:38,478 --> 00:17:39,652
MOVE!

346
00:17:39,739 --> 00:17:42,521
RADIO BREKHOV.
TELL HIM TO HEAD FOR MOSCOW.

347
00:17:42,608 --> 00:17:45,869
AND CALL JOE HEADQUARTERS
FOR REINFORCEMENTS.

348
00:17:50,826 --> 00:17:53,347
1800 HOURS.

349
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,391
ATTACK!

350
00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:59,652
-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!

351
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:07,608
-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!

352
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,521
-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!

353
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:21,478
NU, POGODI!

354
00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:24,739
G.I. JOE!
THE OKTOBER GUARD!

355
00:18:24,826 --> 00:18:26,478
THE THREE OF US
GOT TO KEEP 'EM BUSY

356
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,391
TILL THE REINFORCEMENTS
ARRIVE!

357
00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:30,956
WE'LL MANAGE!

358
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,304
AAH!

359
00:18:40,565 --> 00:18:43,434
Brekhov: DRIVE THE SNAKES
FROM OUR MOTHERLAND!

360
00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:47,000
NU, POGODI!

361
00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:52,347
WHERE ARE THOSE
BLASTED REINFORCEMENTS?

362
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:56,130
YA-A-A-RGH!

363
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,086
HE WILL BE ROASTED ALIVE.

364
00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,434
[ GRUNTING ]

365
00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:12,173
YOU ARE HURT BAD?

366
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:15,043
NAW, JUST BRUISED.

367
00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:19,434
THEN WHY WE WAIT?
COBRAS TO BE DEFEATING!

368
00:19:19,521 --> 00:19:22,565
SkyStrikers!
HOT DOG!

369
00:19:22,652 --> 00:19:26,304
RUN FOR IT!

370
00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,739
NO! NO!

371
00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,434
SAUCER ONE!

372
00:19:30,521 --> 00:19:32,304
ZARTAN, ANSWER ME!

373
00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:33,826
WHAT?!

374
00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:37,739
THROW DOWN YOUR IRONS AND
COME OUT GRABBING THE SKY.

375
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:38,782
NO.

376
00:19:38,869 --> 00:19:41,608
I MAY NOT OCCUPY
THE WHITE HOUSE,

377
00:19:41,695 --> 00:19:44,652
BUT I CAN STILL
DESTROY IT!

378
00:19:44,739 --> 00:19:47,173
[ SCREAMING ]

379
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:49,043
THEY TURN!
THEY RUN!

380
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,608
WE WIN!

381
00:19:50,695 --> 00:19:52,826
WE WIN!

382
00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:55,695
NU, POGODI, GORGEOUS!

383
00:19:55,782 --> 00:19:57,521
OH, DA.

384
00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:58,739
AND TO YOU.

385
00:19:58,826 --> 00:20:00,869
YO, JOSEPH!

386
00:20:03,739 --> 00:20:05,521
DUKE, UP THERE.

387
00:20:05,608 --> 00:20:07,173
AM I SEEIN' THINGS?

388
00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:11,478
[ SCREAMS ]
YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS!

389
00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:14,739
THEY'RE DOGFIGHTIN'.

390
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,782
[ SCREAMS ]

391
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,608
[ CHEERING ]

392
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,782
Gung-Ho: THERE'S STILL ONE THING
I DON'T GET.

393
00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:31,043
HOW THE HECK DID SNAKE EYES
GET WISE TO COBRA'S SCHEME?

394
00:20:32,434 --> 00:20:34,782
I AM BROADCASTING
FROM THE MOON.

395
00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:42,130
IN EXACTLY 24 HOURS, I SHALL
DESTROY TWO OF YOUR CITIES.

396
00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:44,000
WELL, SON OF A GUN!

397
00:20:44,086 --> 00:20:47,304
A MILK CARTON
AND A HUMAN HAND --

398
00:20:47,391 --> 00:20:50,782
TWO THINGS YOU DON'T
FIND MANY OF ON THE MOON, HUH?

399
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,434
HEY, GUNG-HO,

400
00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:56,782
HOW COME SNAKE EYES
GETTING ALL THE BRAINS

401
00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:59,304
AND YOU GETTING ALL THE UGLY?

402
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,956
[ GROWLS ]

403
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:03,434
THAT'S ENOUGH!
[ LAUGHS ]

404
00:21:03,521 --> 00:21:05,521
IT'S TIME WE HEADED HOME.

405
00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:07,347
[ LAUGHS ]

406
00:21:12,608 --> 00:21:13,913
[ GROWLS ]

407
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,478
[ LAUGHS ]

408
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,260
I STILL SAY
YOU'RE A DUMB RUSSIAN BEAR!

409
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:24,391
[ LAUGHS ]

410
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,869
UGLY! [ LAUGHS ]

411
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,130
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

412
00:21:34,217 --> 00:21:37,782
-NU, POGODI! -NU, POGODI!
-NU, POGODI! -NU, POGODI!